Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
