Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
