One Liners

Funny One Liners

Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.3 from: 20 votes

I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.71 from: 24 votes

If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends - they might not give you a chance to change your mind.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.88 from: 16 votes

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.06 from: 16 votes

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.61 from: 18 votes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.08 from: 12 votes

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.28 from: 18 votes