Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Bud Bundy

A milk shake means more to me than your happiness

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votes

Just because I'm a house husband doesn't mean I don't work

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes

One of the fat women smelled the jerk chicken and tried to cut through the floor with a blowtorch

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

Come my geeks, revenge will be ours

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 4 from: 3 votes

No way meals on heels!

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 4.67 from: 3 votes

I drive a Benz and I'm pissed

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 4.83 from: 6 votes