Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

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Chuck Norris doese't battle he just allows you to lose

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votes

When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before

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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear

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Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer

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