Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris doese't battle he just allows you to lose
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably
When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer