Bud Bundy One Liners & Quotes

A milk shake means more to me than your happiness

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 26 votes

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.85 from: 26 votes

No way meals on heels!

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.63 from: 32 votes

There's got to be a way out of here, I mean a car, bicycle, horse you're not dating at the moment

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.47 from: 17 votes

You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.59 from: 22 votes

You just asked someone with the IQ of mustard to think of something clever

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 30 votes

If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.76 from: 25 votes