Kelly Bundy One Liners & Quotes

When I'm through with you, the only laughter that you're gonna hear is when you're out of your clothes

"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.

"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.

You can't score but you still have a bed

Jupiter's got Moons that weigh less than she does

I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead

Following your hand to the bedroom is not called stalking