You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.86 from: 21 votes
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.68 from: 25 votes
2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.57 from: 14 votes
I run faster horny than you do scared.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.93 from: 15 votes
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.88 from: 16 votes
I didn't know angels could fly so low.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.38 from: 13 votes
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.6 from: 10 votes
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.24 from: 17 votes
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.85 from: 13 votes
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.19 from: 16 votes
42 percent of statistics are made up!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.57 from: 14 votes
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.24 from: 17 votes
Constipated people don't give a crap.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.42 from: 12 votes
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.27 from: 11 votes
You are not even beneath my contempt.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.33 from: 6 votes
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.44 from: 9 votes
What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.56 from: 9 votes
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.78 from: 9 votes
If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.18 from: 11 votes
How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 14 votes