You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.
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Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.
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I run faster horny than you do scared.
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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I didn't know angels could fly so low.
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What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
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Never trust a dog to watch your food.
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Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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42 percent of statistics are made up!
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Did Noah include termites on the ark?
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Constipated people don't give a crap.
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I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
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You are not even beneath my contempt.
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.
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How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!
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