Best Funny Comebacks | Top One Liners

You're just another living proof that evolution can go backward.

This comeback is rated: 3.95 from: 22 votes

It is a good act, Oscar material.

This comeback is rated: 3.33 from: 21 votes

If anyone ever doubted you were a faggot, you sure cleared that one up.

This comeback is rated: 3.52 from: 21 votes

"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money

This comeback is rated: 2.67 from: 30 votes

I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.

This comeback is rated: 2.2 from: 15 votes

You are so fake that even China denied they made you

This comeback is rated: 3.3 from: 20 votes

You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.

This comeback is rated: 3.25 from: 20 votes