So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother