So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
What could be bigger than your mother?