So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Computers and women are ruining the country
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex