We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
