A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over. Luckily, the cop left only with a warning
If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris brought Mcdonalds to its knees with a roundhouse kick to the Mcnuggets
Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Now we have a native animal in Africa called the giraffe