A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis
Chuck Norris was born Sept 1 1945 World War II ended Sept 2 1945. What a coincidence
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)
Chuck Norris can do a backflip with his feet strapped to the Earth