Chuck Norris can talk Braille
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side
