Chuck Norris can watch more than 5 videos a day on pornhub without a premium membership
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalized, because Chuck Norris poked him
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Why couldn't they print Chuck Norris' face onto the toilet paper? Because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from no one