Chuck Norris doesn't do cocain, cocain does Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house, the bear is not dead he is just to scared to move
Chuck Norris brought Mcdonalds to its knees with a roundhouse kick to the Mcnuggets
Chuck Norris threw a grenade at a gang of terrorists and they all died 5 seconds later the grenade went off
