Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
Chuck Norris can watch a 26 hours video in 1 hour, without fast forwarding
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over. Luckily, the cop left only with a warning