Chuck Norris' first words were Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
Chuck Norris brought Mcdonalds to its knees with a roundhouse kick to the Mcnuggets
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)
