Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer
Chuck Norris once lent his silly string to a teenager. We now know him as spider man
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side