Chuck Norris got bit by a snake once. After 3 days of pain and agony the snake died
Chuck Norris is actually the best bodyguard in the world. Too bad he is self-employed
Chuck Norris once lent his silly string to a teenager. We now know him as spider man
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!