Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear
Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!
Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears
