Chuck Norris once played baseball. He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris woke up at noon and beat the early bird to the worm
When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind