Chuck Norris once played baseball. He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune
Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe Chuck said, "I don't like the juice" Hitler heard him wrong