Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what 2nd place looked like
When you see someone in a full body cast congratulate them They are one of the few f*cked by Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Aliens do exist They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack
