Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink
the giraffe originated from Chuck Norris kicking a horse in the f*cking chin
Why hasn't North Korea destroyed the world yet? It wants Chuck Norris to do it for them