Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with 3 settings: Low, High, and Shave
A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis
Chuck Norris' sperm can impregnate sterile females
If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
