Chuck Norris threw a grenade at a gang of terrorists and they all died 5 seconds later the grenade went off
Mr Norris often donates food to the needy, unfortunately he can only deliver 'cans of whoop ass'
The day Chuck Norris dies, he will roundhouse kick the bucket
Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!