Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
the giraffe originated from Chuck Norris kicking a horse in the f*cking chin
When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, it affects the whole economy