Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath
Chuck Norris won a marathon using a treadmill, bathtub, and a stationary bike
Chuck Norris don't wear sunblock the sun wears Chuck block