Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
Actually, Chuck Norris killed two stones with one beard The dude who posted it wrong is now moments away from a painful death