During skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. The next day, he took it back for a refund.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris fucks on the first date!
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre