Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
And God said, "Eat from any tree except that one, that's Chuck's tree"
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him
When Chuck Norris left his home for college, he told his dad "you are the man of the house now."