Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer
When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris
If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself