Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you