Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows You don't find Chuck Norris; he finds you
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
Chuck Norris completed both the horde and alliance quests in World of Warcraft... With the same Character
When Chuck Norris plays zombies at transit, the zombies get on the bus and leave!