Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows You don't find Chuck Norris; he finds you
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house, the bear is not dead he is just to scared to move
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris was born Sept 1 1945 World War II ended Sept 2 1945. What a coincidence