If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris once played baseball. He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool
Chuck Norris can do a backflip with his feet strapped to the Earth