Most men have an XY chromosome. Chuck Norris has the whole damn alphabet
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre
You have lost your mind before you hit. Chuck Norris you have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants
