The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It epicly failed
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
