The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It epicly failed
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard There is only another fist
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
