The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house, the bear is not dead he is just to scared to move
Chuck Norris facts will never die, just like Chuck Norris