The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath
Earth used to be 1 land form, until Chuck Norris changed that
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris never dials the wrong telephone number, you pick up the wrong phone.