There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard There is only another fist
If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
America dropped Chuck Norris into North Korea, starting a nuclear war
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
