When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, He pushes the world down
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you
