When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, He pushes the world down
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris even when he's hungry
Germex can kill 999% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
