When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants
What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"
