When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade at a gang of terrorists and they all died 5 seconds later the grenade went off
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list
