When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move
If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants
