When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire
Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with 3 settings: Low, High, and Shave
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
