When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind
Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows You don't find Chuck Norris; he finds you