While normal people pee there name in snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in cement cursive
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)
Chuck Norris can watch a 26 hours video in 1 hour, without fast forwarding