Girl: I wanna see some blood! Guy: Check your panties
I wouldn't have done it had I knew we were gonna downgrade from losers to desperate.
Sorry I'm having a headache on Saturday night!
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
