Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
That still makes me twice as clever as you!
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
You're just another living proof that evolution can go backward.