I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.
When I'm through with you, the only laughter that you're gonna hear is when you're out of your clothes