I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
When I'm through with you, the only laughter that you're gonna hear is when you're out of your clothes
"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.
