A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.