A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
