A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.