A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
Salary is like a period - you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week
If you think for a second that I'm being serious, you're a guaranteed golden medal in the Special Olympics
I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it, and he's always on time