A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'
Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name
Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius.