A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point
I will join the gym the day I learn how to fly. Just so I can fly higher than my friends.
The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? "Cause you're fatter than they are."