A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.