A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."