A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!
That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidentally