A woman is like a parachute that can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.
If you're still using Internet Explorer, you must like it nice and slow.
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.