A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'