A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
Love is like peeing yourself - everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born