A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?