A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it